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Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I Didn’t Believe It When They Said We Already Had 8 Inches of Snow
I didn’t believe it when they said we already had 8 inches of snow had to check for myself.
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Cucumbers Are Really Good for Memory
Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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What Do Smoking Cigarettes and Eating Pussy Have in Common
WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT?
THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT
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Sleeping Bag
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
