Setup Punchline Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?

So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?

Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?

Yeah that’s fine…..

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DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS OTHER THAN HUMANS THAT ENJOY SEX.

I HAD TO FUCK A LOT OF ANIMALS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?

Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?

Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.

Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.

Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.

There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

“I’m 3′3″,” he said.

When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”

Her dad: why?

Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”

MIDGET POLE DANCING

FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH

What’s the ultimate rejection?

When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

How to tell if your priest is hung like a horse…