Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Tissue Paper and Sandpaper

    Do you know the difference between tissue paper and sandpaper?

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    “No?”

    Then you should probably stay away from sandpaper.

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  • Sound Advice

    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

    “It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

  • Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?

    Because you don’t turn your back on family.

  • Women Made What??

    Women Made What??

    mrohio32: Men made plane. Men made car. Men made ship. Women made what?? 🤨🤨

    fathernathan: You, unfortunately

  • The Hinge and the Lawn Mower

    A woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

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    She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, “Excuse me, lady, do you wanna screw for that hinge?”

    She says, “No, but I’ll blow you for that lawn mower.”

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  • Why Don’t Blind People Like to Skydive?

    Why don’t blind people like to skydive?

    Because it scares the dog.

  • Johnny Uses ‘Urinate’ in a Sentence

    Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher was going through a list of words to have each student use in a sentence.

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    As she got closer to Johnny, she began to regret her decision. His word was “urinate,” and she really didn’t want to give it to him.

    The teacher asked, “Who wants the next one?”

    Little Johnny’s hand was waving in the air while no one else responded.

    Defeated, the teacher said, “Okay, Johnny, your word is ‘urinate.’”

    Little Johnny thought for a moment, then said, “My dad says you’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten.”

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  • I didn’t think it hurt that much

    I said to my wife, “They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience…”
    “Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn’t think it hurt that much.”

  • Those are just contractions

    A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
    “Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”

  • The Figure Skater at the Bar

    An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown, and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar.

    After a couple of drinks, they start comparing injuries.

    “None of my teeth are my own. I once lost seven teeth during one game,” says the hockey player.

    “Well, that’s nothing. During my career, I broke each and every one of my bones,” replies the rodeo clown.

    The figure skater rolls her eyes and says, “I used to be a Red Sox infielder. Do you have any idea what that ball can do to a man if you forget to wear the jockstrap?”

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