What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
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What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
How can you tell Mike Tyson does not like religion?
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
I entered a lottery to win an entire shopping center, but I failed.
I guess you can’t win a mall.
I want to have sex with someone who’s as attractive as I am.
That’s why I always masturbate in front of a mirror.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a frame of Jesus?
You can hang the frame with only one nail.
I should be happy because I have a new girlfriend. The problem is she has the same name as my sister. So every time we have sex now…
…all I think about is my new girlfriend.
I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me before he croaked.
He said, “Hey kid, wanna hear my frog impression?”

[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but i’m not much of a dancer