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It’s June 23rd and I’m Already Done With August

Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.

Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.

There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

“I’m 3′3″,” he said.

When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”

Her dad: why?

Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”

MIDGET POLE DANCING

FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH

What’s the ultimate rejection?

When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

How to tell if your priest is hung like a horse…

Hi I’m Howard Cosell and I just looked into the future and you’re not going to believe the Shit I’m about to tell you!!

MY WIFE PAID OFF OUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES WITH HER ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.

SHE’S GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.

The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.

The place was crawling with pussy.

My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.

She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.