GOOD HANDJOB TIP:
1) Put it in your mouth.
But not just the tip.
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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What Do Smoking Cigarettes and Eating Pussy Have in Common
WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT?
THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT
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Sleeping Bag
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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If Two Gay Black Men Get Married and Adopt a Baby
IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY
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My Only Problem With Women Breastfeeding in Public
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.
