Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Time Travelers Not Welcome Here!

    A bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers here.”

    A time traveler walks into a bar.

  • Lawyer Overboard: Throw Another Lawyer!

    If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?

    Another lawyer.

  • Wasted Opportunity: The Lawyer Bus Joke

    What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?

    A wasted opportunity.

  • Lawyers vs. Catfish: A Scummy Comparison!

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

    One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

  • Ocean Depths: A Lawyer’s Ideal Ending!

    What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.

  • Not Enough Sand for Legal Troubles

    What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

    Not enough sand.

  • Nobody likes lawyers

    A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see jogging on the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer jogging along the street, he would swerve to hit him. After hearing the loud “THUD,” he would swerve back on the road.

    One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking, so he stopped to pick him up

    The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued driving. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer jogging up ahead, and immediately regretted picking up the priest. “Surely I can’t run over a lawyer with a priest in the truck!” he thought.

    Then he had an idea. He would pretend to fall asleep. The driver pretended to nod off, the truck drifted to the right, and he heard that satisfying “Thud.”

    “Did I hit that lawyer? Did I hit that lawyer?” the truck driver asked, pretending to wake up suddenly.

    “No,” said the priest. “But I got him with the door.”

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  • Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist

    What do you call the female version of teabagging?

    A flapaccino

  • Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities

    What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?

    He got off on a technicality.

  • Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!

    Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?

    He got off on a peel.