Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Fred’s Annual Physical

    Fred is eighty years old and has just had his annual physical. His doctor is, as always, very impressed at Fred’s level of fitness. Fred explains:

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    “Ever since I was young, my faith in God has helped me with the discipline needed to keep at it. As I age, the Lord keeps guiding me in many ways. For instance, when I get up to pee at night, the Lord turns the bathroom light on, and when I’m done, the Lord turns the bathroom light off.”

    After Fred leaves, the doctor is a little concerned about what may be a hallucination, so he calls Fred’s wife.

    “Fred is in great shape as always, but he said one thing that concerned me. He said when he gets up to pee at night, the Lord turns the bathroom light on, and when he’s done, the Lord turns the bathroom light off. Do you know what that means?”

    “Yes, it means he’s pissing in the fridge again!”

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  • The Difference Between a Dead Baby and a Trampoline

    What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

    I don’t wear shoes when jumping on a trampoline.

  • The Difference Between a Lamborghini and a Dead Hooker

    What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead hooker?

    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

  • Why Bill Clinton Stopped Playing the Saxophone

    Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?

    To take up more time playing that harmonica.

  • At The Dentist

    “I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,” a woman told her dentist.

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    He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

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  • Rolling Down Hills in Tires

    I had a great childhood. One of my favorite things was to roll down hills in tires.

    Those were the Goodyears.

  • I Went to the Doctor

    I went to the doctor and said I’ve got an earache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis, and headaches, but he was dismissive.

    He told me, “It’s all in your head.”

  • A First Date With a Vegetarian Girl

    I’m going on a first date with a vegetarian girl I met online.

    I’ve never met herbivore.

  • I Found $20 on the Ground

    I found $20 lying on the ground and asked myself, “What would Jesus do?”

    So, I turned it into wine.

  • A Friend of Mine Had a Penis Extension

    A friend of mine had a penis extension.

    And now his house looks stupid.