I got a refrigerator for my wife today.
It was a good trade.
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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It was a good trade
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She spit it out
I gave my wife an orgasm yesterday…
…but she spit it out. -
The sky took my bike
There’s a tornado in my area.
The sky was so black, it took my bike. -
Pump number 5
I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.” -
Farting in the Fast Lane!
A woman walks into a car dealership to browse around, not really planning to buy anything. In the showroom, she sees a beautiful convertible with a leather interior. She reaches down to touch the seat and accidentally lets a fart go.
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A legend in his own thyme
My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
He was a legend in his own thyme. -
Couldn’t see himself wearing them
Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
He just couldn’t see himself wearing them. -
Big steps
There was a safety meeting at work today…
They asked me, “What steps would you take in case of a fire?”“Big fucking steps.”
Evidently, that was NOT the answer.
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The difference was staggering
I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
The difference was staggering. -
Honey, I’m Home: The Ultimate Mood Killer!
What’s the three scariest words to hear while having sex?
“Honey, I’m home!”
