Setup Punchline Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Paddy O’Furniture: The All-Nighter Legend!

Did you hear the one about the Irishman that stayed out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture!

I had a fling with a lady janitor, she was always stoned so I had to break it off with her…
I’m just not into high maintenance women!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.

My kids asked me what I knew about Leprechauns.

I said very little.

Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years.
And then we met.

I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words to me before he died:
“Are you still holding the ladder?”

What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.