I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
She figured out I was only after my money.
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Love or Money? The Ex-Wife Dilemma
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Extra Mile: Grandad’s Wisdom, Hilarious Outcomes
Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver -
Vacation Name Game: The Ultimate Brain Teaser
A husband is talking to his friend about the vacation he and his wife just got back from.
“Hoh, you should have seen this place, it was absolutely gorgeous!” the husband says.
“Where did you go?” the friend asks.
“Well… it had this beautiful beach just outside the hotel, the sand was almost bright white!”
“But what was the place called?”
“Umm… it had a huge swimming pool, and a spa and everything.”
“Yes, but what was the name of the place?”
“Hang on, it’s at the tip of my tongue… something flowery. Name a flower.”
“Rose?”
“No, not rose… something else.”
“Tulip?”
“No, keep going.”
“Lily?”
“Lily! That’s it!” He turns to his wife. “Hey, Lily! What was the name of that place?”
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Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats. -
Never Forget: A Witty Reminder
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!! -
Deadly Green Furry Pool Table Surprise!
What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table. -
Sharks and Clowns: A Tasty Mystery!
You know why sharks don’t eat clowns?
They taste funny. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
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Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
