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Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Make Up Your Mind

    I recently had someone tell me to stop being an idiot and to be myself.

    I told them to make up their mind.

  • I just paid $35 for a 2 mile taxi ride to the laundromat. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners.

    I just paid $35 for a 2 mile taxi ride to the laundromat. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners.

  • My Cousin Walter’s Pet Problem

    A few months ago, my cousin Walter showed up at the emergency room with a cat lodged in his ass.

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    The family decided to write it off as a freak accident and agreed never to mention it again.

    But a few days later, he was back in the hospital! Different cat. Same ass.

    So yesterday, when I saw Walter at the pet store in the mall trying to buy another cat, I stopped him and said:

    “Walter, every cat you buy ends up stuck in your ass. At this point, you have to admit the cats aren’t the problem.”

    Walter sighed and replied:

    “Okay, genius. How the hell do you suggest I get the gerbil out?”

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  • Push and Pull

    On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. They’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”

    “Push and Pull.”

  • The Sham Rock

    My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring…

    The stone was cut in the shape of a four-leaf clover.

    I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.

    One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s.

    Unfortunately, they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.

    It was a sham rock.

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  • Shower Sex

    I hate shower sex.

    It’s slippery, awkward, and one of the worst things about prison.

  • Her Mouth Would Be an Airport

    Her Mouth Would Be an Airport

    I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.

  • The Italian Chef Passed Away

    Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
    He pastaway.
    Cannoli do so much.
    Now hes just a pizza history.

  • Incomplete Download

    I think my porn was not completely downloaded

  • Which Father Leaves

    If two gay Black men get married and adopt a baby, which father is supposed to abandon the family?