Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

As Close As I’m Allowed to Get

I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I’m allowed to get.
Never Driven a Bus Before

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
My Girlfriend’s Vagina Smells Like Roses

Bob tells his buddy, “My girlfriend’s vagina smells like roses!”
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His buddy says, “That’s incredible! You’re really lucky.”

And Bob says, “Yeah, but Rose has bigger tits.”

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I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with

I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with.

He fell asleep.
Why Do You Have to Be Careful When Trees Start Dropping Feathers Instead of Leaves

Why do you have to be careful when trees start dropping feathers instead of leaves?

It could be your down-fall.
The Worst Possible Place to Sell Seashells

When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.
Sexual Consultant

A redneck tells his buddy, “Hey, I just got a promotion! I’m the boss’s sexual consultant.”
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His buddy says, “Sexual consultant? How did you get that job?”

And the redneck says, “I told the boss he should fire Jones in accounting. And the boss said, ‘When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.’”

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Like a Newborn Baby

Two retired cops sit on a park bench watching the world go by.

“You know, Tom,” one sighs, “my health is declining. My legs hurt when I stand, my back hurts when I sit, and my arms hurt when I reach for things. I feel like I’m falling apart! How are you feeling these days?”

The second guy smiles broadly and says, “Honestly? I feel like a newborn baby!”

“Really?!” the first guy gasps. “A newborn baby? How do you manage that?”

“Well,” he grunts, “I have no hair, I have no teeth, and I just wet my pants!”

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Boomerang Return Policy

Don’t be afraid to buy a boomerang online.

They have 100% return policy.
Secret Gopher Colony Had a Mole

Did you hear a secret colony of gophers was discovered recently?
They say there was a mole among them.