Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Race Who Comes First

    Race Who Comes First

    WHENEVER I HAVE SEX, IT’S A RACE TO SEE WHO COMES FIRST.

    ME OR THE POLICE.

  • Shot 38 Times Suicide

    Shot 38 Times Suicide

    HEAR ABOUT THAT BLACK GUY WHO WAS SHOT 38 TIMES?

    WORST CASE OF SUICIDE WE’VE EVER SEEN

  • Hotel Maids Feb 15

    Hotel Maids Feb 15

    SHOUT OUT TO THE HOTEL MAIDS

    THAT HAVE TO CHANGE SHEETS FEBRUARY 15TH

  • Eat Her Pussy Cat

    Eat Her Pussy Cat

    When your girlfriend invites you over to “eat her pussy” but then she starts stripping her clothes off instead of cooking her cat

    *cries in ching chong*

  • Nose Be 12 Inches

    Nose Be 12 Inches

    WHY CAN’T A NOSE BE 12 INCHES?

    BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT.

  • Happy Ending Rabbit

    Happy Ending Rabbit

    …AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.

    HEY DAD… WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?

    WELL… IF YOU INSIST.

    *PTOOEY*

    Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

  • Microsoft Office Pun

    Microsoft Office Pun

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

    Me: I Excel at it

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

    Me: Word

  • Worcestershire

    Worcestershire

    I don’t know how to say this to you…

    Just say it

    Worcestershire

  • Walter Summerford Lightning

    Walter Summerford Lightning

    A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightening 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

    Jesus Christ!

    FUCK THAT GUY

  • Expert Identifying Birds

    Expert Identifying Birds

    Me: I’m an expert at identifying birds

    Her: OK, what about those ones flying over that tree?

    Me: Yup, they’re all birds