Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • So Fragrantly

    A local store was giving away free samples of perfume, limited to one per customer.

    I went in with my brother, who decided that if he sprayed the entire sample on himself in the store, then he was entitled to take another as he hadn’t technically left the store with the first. He repeated this seven or eight times until he reeked of roses.

    Somehow, he seemed not to find anything wrong with this behaviour. I, however, was appalled. I couldn’t believe my own brother would abuse the rules so fragrantly.

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  • It Will Be Missed

    I donated my old basketball hoop to the school for the blind.

    It will be missed.

  • 30000 Feet Fetish

    30000 Feet Fetish

  • Rock Always Wins

    Rock Always Wins

  • It Was Instant

    A man died after falling into a vat of coffee.

    His wife told reporters, “At least he didn’t suffer — it was instant.”

  • The Tides Coming In

    A man with no arms and no legs is lying on a beach.

    A beautiful woman walks by. She sees him, takes pity on him and says, “You poor thing. Have you ever been held by a woman?”

    “No,” he says sadly.

    She kneels down and embraces him. Then she gets up and walks on.

    Some time later, another even more beautiful woman walks by. She sees him, takes pity on him and says, “You poor man. Have you ever been kissed?”

    “No,” he sighs.

    She leans down and kisses him. Then she walks on.

    A while after that, a third woman appears. She’s even more beautiful than the first two. She sees the limbless man lying there, looks at him and says, “Have you ever been fucked?”

    “No, I haven’t.”

    “Well you are now, the tide’s coming in!”

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  • If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking

    If your girlfriend starts smoking….

    …slow down, and use a lubricant.

  • Not Yet

    A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

    “Mama,” he asked, “Are these my brains?”

    Mama answered, “Not yet…”

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  • Cindy Aint Even Reached Puberty Yet

    A father came home and found his 8-year-old boy sitting on the front porch smoking a cigar. He marched up to the lad, removed the cigar from the boy’s mouth and said, “I suppose you’re going to tell me that you’re sitting there smoking that cigar because you just became a father.”

    “Hell no, Dad,” said the boy, “Cindy ain’t even reached puberty yet.”

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  • A Complete Guess But I Was Right

    My friend asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was.

    It was a complete guess, but I was right.