Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • VHS Roulette

    VHS Roulette

    VHS roulette: A very dangerous game to play. Is it porn or a birthday party?

  • Big Fucking Boat

    Big Fucking Boat

    God: Build a big fucking boat

    Noah: Do you mean a very large boat or a boat made for fucking.

    God: *pauses*

    God: Both

  • Carry Stuff Under Nutsacks

    Carry Stuff Under Nutsacks

    WHAT IF GUYS CARRIED STUFF UNDER THEIR NUTSACKS

    THE SAME WAY THAT GIRLS CARRY STUFF IN THEIR BOOBS

  • Blue Eyes Job Interview

    Blue Eyes Job Interview

    [Job interview]

    “What are ur strengths?”

    Me: I fall in love easily.

    “umm okay… what are ur weaknesses?”

    Me: Those blue eyes of yours.

  • DNA Results Not Your Brother

    DNA Results Not Your Brother

    “The DNA results confirm that not everyone is your brother”

  • Children’s Zoo

    Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.

    Last night they escaped and came back home.

  • Superman, You’re a Real Asshole When You’ve Been Drinking

    On the 110th floor of the Empire State Building, there’s a bar. It has windows all around the floor so you can see everywhere. A guy walks into the bar one day and notices another guy sitting down at the end of the bar. The barkeeper hands the guy a big bubbling, gurgling, fizzy green drink. The guy drinks it down in a single gulp, looks over at everyone and says, “You know, the wind currents are so strong up here you can just hop out and fly around.”

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    Another guy at the bar looks at him and says, “No way, you’re so full of shit!”

    So the man walks over to the window, opens it, then hops out. He flies around the entire building a couple times, then comes back in, closes the window, and sits back down at the bar.

    The other guy says, “Damn, that must be a helluva drink.” So he orders one. The barkeeper hands him the same drink the other guy had, and he downs it in a single gulp. Then he walks over to the window, opens it, looks back at the other guy that did it and says, “Yeah man, I don’t know about this.”

    The guy that did it already looks him in the eyes and tells him, “Don’t be a pussy!”

    So he steps outside and falls 110 stories to his death. The barkeeper turns to the guy and says, “Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’ve been drinking.”

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  • Beat Me Half to Death

    A guy finds an old lamp and gives it a rub. A genie pops out.

    The genie says, “I will grant you three wishes, but there are rules. One wish has to be good for you, two have to be bad for you. And whatever you wish for, your ex-wife gets double.”

    The guy thinks for a second and says, “Alright. For my first wish, I want a million-dollar mansion sitting on one hundred acres, with a safe inside that has ten million dollars in it.”

    The genie snaps his fingers. “Done. And your ex-wife now has a two-million-dollar ranch on two hundred acres with a safe holding twenty million.”

    The guy shakes his head but says, “Okay. For my second wish, I want you to give my ex-wife half of everything I have.”

    The genie looks at him for a moment, then snaps again. “Done. Which means she now has to give you all of hers.”

    The guy smiles. “Perfect.”

    The genie says, “Alright, last wish. This one has to be bad for you.”

    The guy takes a breath and says, “Fine. I want you to beat me half to death.”

    The genie pauses, looks at him, then slowly smiles.

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  • Job Interview Today

    Job Interview Today

    My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck

  • Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Wow, it’s a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

    I’m gay