What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
BINGO.
Delivery Style: shock value
Shock value joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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BINGO
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Here comes the second one
How do terrorists feed their children?
“Here comes the airplane.”
“Here comes the second one.” -
The taste
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
The taste. -
Grief Lessons: Good Counsel, No Tears
My grief councillor died last week.
Luckily for me, though, he was very good at his job, because I really don’t give a shit.
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Love on the Move: Dating Without Ties
The great thing about dating a homeless woman is you can just drop her off anywhere.
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Never Forget: A Witty Reminder
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!! -
Lawyer Overboard: Throw Another Lawyer!
If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?
Another lawyer.
