Dr: you need to stop masturbating
Me: for how long?
Dr: at least until I finish your prostate exam
Me: fair enough
Delivery Style: shock value
Shock value joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Grandfather Clock Skirt
nene @dollcharm: this is literally the perfect skirt length
President Biden @POTUS: my dick would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock
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Nine Volt Battery
What’s the difference between a nine-volt battery and a butthole?
Everyone knows not to stick their tongue on a nine-volt battery.
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Brown and Rhymes with Snoop
A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”
He was never hired at another morgue again.
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Tired of Being Used
I just wanted to show her my memes. Next thing you know my weiner is in her mouth. I’m tired of being used.
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Mom Ordered Door Dash Again
Oh look, your mom ordered Door Dash again. 😈🤣
SEMEN
WTA GAGS.COM
WGS HI BLOW
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Could You Vape Semen
r/morbidquestions u/thatcatinthecorner 14h
Could you vape semen?
If it was watered down to the approximate thickness of fluid, could you vape semen?
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BEST COMMENTS
DrDank7 12h
Great now you’re making vaping even more gay
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1simis 9h
It’s a double negative though so it cancels out
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What_R_YOU_Doin_Here 6h
I don’t think that’s how this works. If you are giving a bj and taking it in the ass at the same time, does that make you straight?
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WillBeamon 6h
Obviously
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Skinhead? It’s Leukemia
YOU’RE A SKINHEAD YOU BITCH
NO DAD, IT’S LEUKEMIA
LEUK-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING GERMAN YOU FUCKING NAZI
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Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Lookalike Eaten by Badger
rachel @raalaa_
Roses are red, Sugar is used to sweeten
Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten
