Poor Mrs. Claus. Her only options for hot sex involve an old obese guy, dozens of guys with one-inch cocks, and a herd of oddly named deer.
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The great thing about elves must be that Mrs. Claus can fuck 10
The great thing about elves must be that Mrs. Claus can fuck 10 or 12 of them before she finally gets tired.
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Money may be the root of all evil, but guys with tiny dicks are
Money may be the root of all evil, but guys with tiny dicks are a pretty close second.
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The thing I find so disgusting about airport bathrooms is you
The thing I find so disgusting about airport bathrooms is you have no idea how many people have smeared a sheen of their semen on the toilet seat before you did.
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Whew, thank goodness Week Without Showering is over! I was
Whew, thank goodness Week Without Showering is over! I was feeling pretty scummy. Not as scummy as Week Without Wiping, but still.
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to be on top tonight because that last dump made me a full two
to be on top tonight because that last dump made me a full two pounds lighter.
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There is literally nothing in the world you could name that men
There is literally nothing in the world you could name that men haven’t jerked it to or tried to fuck.
