Always remember
someone, somewhere is
having a worse day than
you
Delivery Style: statement
Statement joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The 69th Wedding Anniversary
The 69th wedding anniversary should be the dildo anniversary. Not only is the number appropriate, but you’re definitely not fucking anyone by then.
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I can’t do anything about it
The company I work for is knowingly making defective whistles.
I can’t do anything about it. -
Until somebody fixes my cable
I’ve recently discovered how to unite gravity with the strong and weak nuclear forces and the electromagnetic force. This finally completes the much-sought-after Grand Unified Theory that confounded even Albert Einstein. But I’m not going to tell anybody what it is until somebody fixes my cable.
