Delivery Style: surprise twist

Surprise twist joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Gorilla Pranks Lion: Jungle’s Wildest Tale!

    A gorilla spots a lion bent over a stream taking a drink. He sneaks up behind him, does his thing, and takes off running. Furious, the lion chases him through the jungle.

    The gorilla gets ahead and runs into a safari camp, quickly throws on some khakis, grabs a newspaper, and sits by the fire pretending to read.

    Moments later, the lion bursts into camp, roaring, “Did anyone see a gorilla run through here?”

    Without looking up, the gorilla says, “You mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?”

    The lion gasps, “Oh my god! It’s in the paper already?!”

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  • Comfortable with Nudity

    Comfortable with Nudity

    Comfortable with Nudity

  • Family Secrets at the Strip Club!

    A boy came home one afternoon and informed his mom that he had gone into the strip club.

    This made his mom angry. She asked her son, “Well, did you see anything that you weren’t supposed to see?”

    The boy replied, “Yes, I saw Dad!”

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  • Say fuck at the same time

    How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
    Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!”

  • Wrong Glass!

    Wrong Glass!

    Wrong Glass
  • Everyone Else Playing Monopoly

    Everyone Else Playing Monopoly

    Everyone Else Playing Monopoly

  • Well, that didn’t work

    My wife and I were discussing our eventual deaths…

    I said my worst fear was dying alone, and that I wanted the last thing I hear to be her telling me she loves me.

    She gave me a big hug, said, “I love you,” and then waited.

    After a couple of seconds, she shook her head and said, “Well, that didn’t work.”

  • Here comes the second one

    How do terrorists feed their children?
    “Here comes the airplane.”
    “Here comes the second one.”

  • Gorilla’s Night Out: A Barroom Surprise!

    A guy walks into a bar…

    He orders a drink and then notices there’s a huge silverback gorilla chained up at the end of the bar, just sitting there and staring at the bartender. Confused, the guy surveys his surroundings, but everyone at the bar is just chatting away and acting normal.

    He nervously downs his drink and orders another. After finishing his second drink, he summons the courage to ask about the gorilla.

    The bartender says, “Watch this.”

    Then the bartender grabs a 2×4 from under the bar and whacks the gorilla over the head with all his might. The gorilla drops to its knees, unzips the bartender’s fly, and starts sucking his dick.

    The bartender turns to the guy and says, “This is awesome. You gotta try it.”

    The guy says, “Sure, but you don’t have to hit me so hard.”

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  • Knitting While Speeding: A Hair-Raising Chase!

    A patrol car is sitting on the side of the highway when a car speeds past at an alarming rate.

    The patrol car takes off in pursuit, comes up beside the car, and looks across at the blonde driving. He notices she is knitting.

    The cop turns on his lights and siren, and the blonde continues to knit, oblivious to her surroundings.

    The cop winds down his window and uses a bullhorn to get the blonde’s attention, yelling, “Pull over!”

    The blonde looks across at the cop, takes a second to answer, and finally says, “No! It’s a scarf!”

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