Did you hear that Chevy and Toyota will be working together to build a car at the old Chevette factory?
The new sportscar will feature bucket seats and automatic wipers.
It will be called . . . the Toy-a-let.
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What’s the hardest part of being an organ donor?
Removing it from the church.

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The mall security dude arrested me for firing my slingshot at Target. Come on, they were asking for it!
If Saddam Hussein ever kills me with mustard gas, I hope it’s the yellow French’s kind, and not that brown Dijon stuff. I always hated that foo-foo gourmet crap.