A teacher asks little Johnny to say a sentence using the word “fascinate.”
Little Johnny: “My sister’s boobs are so big that when she puts on her shirt with ten buttons, she can only fasten eight.”
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Imagine Asian
I used to think I had a Japanese friend.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
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Children’s Zoo
Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.
Last night they escaped and came back home.
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Open Mike Night
I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!
It’s “Open Mike Night”!
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Dangers of Eating Azz
How’s your head
I haven’t had any complaints
THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp
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No Place to Park
I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…
…but I had to quit. There was no place to park.
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Tough Shit
A constipated man goes to the pharmacy for laxatives.
Man: “One box of laxatives, please?”
Pharmacist: “I’m sorry. We’re all out of stock.”
Man: “What, again?! How does this keep happening?! I’m desperate for some relief!”
Pharmacist: “Well, that’s tough shit, I’m afraid.”
