Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Pick It Up Along the Way

    Do you have to have any special training to be a garbage man, or do you just pick it up along the way?

  • Working Tirelessly

    Working Tirelessly

    WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.

    Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

  • An Edison

    What do you call a stolen Tesla?

    An Edison.

  • The Difference Is Staggering

    It takes me 5 minutes to walk from my home to the bar, but 20 minutes to walk from the bar back to my home.

    The difference is staggering.

  • Refuse to Work Sundaes

    I quit my job at the ice cream factory.

    I refuse to work sundaes.

  • Soft Tissue Damage

    I just had a stack of toilet paper rolls fall on me in the supermarket.

    It’s OK, though. Just some soft tissue damage.

  • Mucho

    I try to say ‘mucho’ when I am around my Hispanic friends.

    It means a lot to them.

  • Rob Lowe Rob Lowes

    Rob Lowe Rob Lowes

    How many Lowes would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes

  • It Was Tense

    The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.

    It was tense…

  • Note to self: It’s not “boner-fide” opportunity. Follow-up note

    Note to self: It’s not “boner-fide” opportunity. Follow-up note to self: Who cares? I got the job!