Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Dangers of Eating Azz

    Dangers of Eating Azz

    How’s your head

    I haven’t had any complaints

    THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp

  • Chick Peas On Me

    Chick Peas On Me

    Wow! I hope this Chick Peas On me

  • SCOTUS Memes Ruthless

    SCOTUS Memes Ruthless

    I HAVE A FEELING FUTURE SCOTUS MEMES WILL BE RUTHLESS

  • No Place to Park

    I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…

    …but I had to quit. There was no place to park.

  • Tough Shit

    A constipated man goes to the pharmacy for laxatives.

    Man: “One box of laxatives, please?”

    Pharmacist: “I’m sorry. We’re all out of stock.”

    Man: “What, again?! How does this keep happening?! I’m desperate for some relief!”

    Pharmacist: “Well, that’s tough shit, I’m afraid.”

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  • Pick It Up Along the Way

    Do you have to have any special training to be a garbage man, or do you just pick it up along the way?

  • Working Tirelessly

    Working Tirelessly

    WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.

    Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

  • An Edison

    What do you call a stolen Tesla?

    An Edison.

  • The Difference Is Staggering

    It takes me 5 minutes to walk from my home to the bar, but 20 minutes to walk from the bar back to my home.

    The difference is staggering.

  • Refuse to Work Sundaes

    I quit my job at the ice cream factory.

    I refuse to work sundaes.