Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I’d never vote for another Bush for president, but I might be

I’d never vote for another Bush for president, but I might be persuaded to cast one for “Shaved Clam.”
Ever notice that the root word of “penis” is “pen”? It makes

Ever notice that the root word of “penis” is “pen”? It makes sense when you think about it. Sometimes you really have to grip it hard and make a lot of tight little circles to get the ink flowing.
I think that what really separates women from men is the

I think that what really separates women from men is the unhampered ability to spend all day looking down at a pair of tits.
I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento

I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento.”
While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack

While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack of wild horses couldn’t drag me away. However, under cross examination I had to admit that a pack of wild whores probably could.
Call me a “cheap ho” all you want — I’m still not throwing in

Call me a “cheap ho” all you want — I’m still not throwing in the midget for free.
I thought I was being so “green” by not wasting water, but my

I thought I was being so “green” by not wasting water, but my toilet bowl suggests I’m more of a “putrid orangish yellow.”
There I was, about to impress this cute girl by signing an

There I was, about to impress this cute girl by signing an important historical document, when this dude came in and John Hancock-blocked me.
Titty fucking: fun to say, and even more fun to do

Titty fucking: fun to say, and even more fun to do!
You know you’re an over-sexed guy when you have to quit your job

You know you’re an over-sexed guy when you have to quit your job at Krispy Kreme ’cause you just can’t look at one more fucking hole.