Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I like dating really short guys so that when we get into a

I like dating really short guys so that when we get into a fight, I can piss them off by saying, “We’re not currently seeing tit-to-eye.”
The power of language is amazing. For instance, the one-letter

The power of language is amazing. For instance, the one-letter difference between “pastries” and “pasties” was enough to get me permanently banned from every Dunkin’ Donuts in North America.
My new social networking site seems to be attracting an awful

My new social networking site seems to be attracting an awful lot of lesbians. Perhaps I should change the name to something other than “Clitter.”
I’m a lot like Sheryl Crow, ’cause all I wanna do is have some

I’m a lot like Sheryl Crow, ’cause all I wanna do is have some fun. I don’t, however, want to bang that bike-racing dude with one nut.
I’ll bet Superman was an amazing fuck. Well, except for that

I’ll bet Superman was an amazing fuck. Well, except for that faster-than-a-speeding-bullet part.
I’d never vote for another Bush for president, but I might be

I’d never vote for another Bush for president, but I might be persuaded to cast one for “Shaved Clam.”
Ever notice that the root word of “penis” is “pen”? It makes

Ever notice that the root word of “penis” is “pen”? It makes sense when you think about it. Sometimes you really have to grip it hard and make a lot of tight little circles to get the ink flowing.
I think that what really separates women from men is the

I think that what really separates women from men is the unhampered ability to spend all day looking down at a pair of tits.
I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento

I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento.”
While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack

While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack of wild horses couldn’t drag me away. However, under cross examination I had to admit that a pack of wild whores probably could.