Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Blowing things out of proportion

    My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
    She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

  • He’s a web designer

    My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
    We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer.

  • An arm and a leg

    If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
    It can cost you an arm and a leg.

  • It was OK

    I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
    It wasn’t great… but it was OK.

  • It was a draft

    Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today.
    Don’t worry, it was a draft—he was able to dodge it.

  • A legend in his own thyme

    My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
    He was a legend in his own thyme.

  • Couldn’t see himself wearing them

    Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
    He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.

  • The difference was staggering

    I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
    The difference was staggering.

  • Paddy O’Furniture: The All-Nighter Legend!

    Did you hear the one about the Irishman that stayed out all night?
    Paddy O’Furniture!

  • High Maintenance? I’m Outta Here!

    I had a fling with a lady janitor, she was always stoned so I had to break it off with her…
    I’m just not into high maintenance women!