If I won a million dollars, I wouldn’t have to think twice about donating a quarter of it to charity because $999,999.75 is still a lot of money at the end of the day.
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Yoda’s Secret Last Name Revealed!
Yoda’s last name…
Is obviously “Layheehoo” -
Musical Peas vs. Hummus Heroes!
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, while chickpeas can only hummus one. -
Leashes and Revolutions: A Punny Comparison!
What’s the difference between a dog leash and the French Revolution?
One is a reign of terror, the other is a rein of terrier. -
Lesbians and Mandates: A Rejection of Control
Why don’t lesbians like being told what to do?
They don’t like mandates. -
Handshakes: Cannibals’ Party Starter!
What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
Handshakes. -
Love on the Move: Dating Without Ties
The great thing about dating a homeless woman is you can just drop her off anywhere.
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Love or Money? The Ex-Wife Dilemma
I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
She figured out I was only after my money. -
Sharks and Clowns: A Tasty Mystery!
You know why sharks don’t eat clowns?
They taste funny. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts.
