When u finally find a gf but u forget u dont have to blow her up.
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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She Used Vaseline to Give Me a Handjob
SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF
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A Finger in Her Ass Will Eliminate the Gag Reflex
A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …
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Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time – Keep Back or You May Get Sucked Off
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
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Sex Position #189: The John Wilkes Booth
SEX POSITION #189: THE JOHN WILKES BOOTH
YOU BLOW A LOAD ON THE BACK OF SOMEONE’S HEAD IN A MOVIE THEATER AND TRY TO ESCAPE BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT.
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Tigger on a…
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Piglet on a Piglet
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf,
Now get ready for Piglet on a piglet
