HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
HOOTERS HAS CARRY OUT NOW??!
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful

NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.

Who you lasting longer with?
1 minute with Mike Tyson
OR
1 minute with Mia Khalifa?
I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection with Tyson….but I’ll try.

I proposed to Sarah and she said yes!
OMG! congratulations! send me a picture of her Ring please!

OH MY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED AND CARESSED ME LIKE THAT IN YEARS! WHY DID YOU STOP?
I FOUND THE TV REMOTE…

You know you’re getting old when
you walk by 4 priests and you don’t even get a wink