What’s the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A prostitute will stop screwing you after you’re dead.
Format: question and answer
Question and answer comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Anonymous Tips: Surprising Similarities Unveiled
What do police hotlines and glory holes have in common?
Both rely on anonymous tips.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
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Decoding DNA: National Dyslexic’s Association Explained
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic’s Association.
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Bears and Bees: An Unlikely Connection
What would bears be without bees?
Ears
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Dark Humor: The Baby Float Recipe!
How do you make a dead baby float?
One can of root beer, one scoop of vanilla, and two scoops of dead baby.
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Why Women Adore Jesus: The Ultimate Gesture!
Why do women love Jesus?
Because he was (spreads arms) hung like this.
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Two Mormons: Double the Fun, Less the Beer!
Why would you invite two Mormons to go fishing?
Because if you only invite one, they’ll drink all your beer.
