The doctor walked in for my vasectomy consultation and said, “Now THIS is what I call a beautiful penis!”
Then he zipped up his pants and asked me to undress for the exam.
Delivery Style: deadpan
Deadpan joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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So They Don’t Poke Your Eye Out
Why are pubic hairs curly?
So they don’t poke your eye out.
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It Just Kept Ringing
I called the tinnitus hotline yesterday.
It just kept ringing.
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Still Assembling His Cabinet
Did you hear that the CEO of Ikea was just elected president of Sweden?
He is still assembling his cabinet.
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Making Headlines Everywhere
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines everywhere!
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His Mourning Coffee
What is the funeral director’s favourite drink?
He can’t start his day without his mourning coffee.
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Genealogist vs Gynecologist
What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
One looks up your family tree. The other looks up your family bush.
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Bad Brakes Have Never Stopped Me Before
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving right now.
But, hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
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One Man’s Junk Is Another Man’s Treasure
Why are gay dating sites so popular?
Because one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
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A Couple of No Shows
I was recently invited to a 3-way.
There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.
