Big Bird is confused after learning that Black Friday is not about purchasing black people at a discount.
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Only White Men Can Handle This
sorry black boys, only white men can handle this
On behalf of black men everywhere we whole heartedly support your decision
On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire your graciousness. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge that the Mexicans take one for the team.
On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs we won’t even do maybe the Asians can take this one
On behalf of the Asian culture, we also kindly decline the generous act, as we are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the answer you seek
On behalf of all Muslims, we’re gonna have to decline the offer for the simple fact we don’t eat pork
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You Ain’t That Straight
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.
I said, “Well, you ain’t that straight.”
