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Screenshot comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?

    You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?

    Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?

    Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?

  • It’s June 23rd and I’m Already Done With August

    It’s June 23rd and I’m Already Done With August

    Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.

    Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.

  • The Other Day I Went to a Paraplegic Strip Club

    The Other Day I Went to a Paraplegic Strip Club

    The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.

    The place was crawling with pussy.

  • First Ever Porno Featuring Two Sets of Siamese Twins

    First Ever Porno Featuring Two Sets of Siamese Twins

    Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.

    *MASTURBATES IN DISGUST*

  • If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    [Today’s question by Herman Merlin, 125 Broad St. New York 4, N. Y.]

    MIGUEL MATOS, Brooklyn, counterman: “Why not? If they don’t know how to behave by the time they’re adults, they should be treated like children and spanked. That ought to make them grow up in a hurry. If it doesn’t at first, they’ll soon get the idea.”

    FRANK DESIDERIO, Brooklyn, barber: “Yes, when they deserve it. As a barber, I’ve got a lot of faith in the hairbrush. I think there are certain cases when it is advisable. When it is, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t go right ahead and do it. I can’t knock the idea. In my business, a man sets a lot of store by the results he can get with a hairbrush properly applied.”

    TEDDY GALLEI, Brooklyn, parking lot attendant: “You bet. It teaches them who’s boss. A lot of women tend to forget this is a man’s world and a lot of men who stepped down as boss of a family wish they hadn’t. Spanking might help get back some of the respect they lost.”

    WILLIAM DAVIS, Brooklyn, toy factory owner: “Yes. Most of them have it coming to them anyway. If they don’t, it will remind them how well off they are. I subscribe to the theory that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

  • Well That’s the Gayest Shit I’ve Ever Seen

    Well That’s the Gayest Shit I’ve Ever Seen

    Well, that’s the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

  • Portable Masturbation Hut

    Portable Masturbation Hut

    Portable Masturbation Hut

    How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to sprint to the closet seconds before squirting your jort! thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discretely bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.

    #GK3945…………..99

    Warning: Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified!

    “I’m in me!”

    Just beat it…on the go!

  • Back Before the Internet the Good Old Sears Catalog

    Back Before the Internet the Good Old Sears Catalog

    Yep, back before the Internet the good old Sears catalog would get the job done. 💪💪

    UNDERWIRED

    UNDERWIRED SLIGHTLY PADDED

  • 60 Minutes Massage Includes Head –

    60 Minutes Massage Includes Head –

    massage

    60 minutes massage includes head,

  • 4 Years Drug Free!

    4 Years Drug Free!

    Congratulations! 4 Years Drug Free!