The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walkin down the street and a old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me
Format: screenshot
Screenshot comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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So Fred, You’re 97! What’s Your Secret?
Reporter: So Fred, you’re 97! What’s your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
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Top Was 3 Yrs Ago.. A Lot Has Changed, We Blessed
Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the 😊 we blessed
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I Thought Pineapple Was Supposed to Make Your Cum Taste Better
I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful
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Stimulus Checks Are Being Spent on Dildos, Tigers, Guns and Stripper Poles
NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.
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Watching the Lion King – Better Get the Tissues Ready
[watching the Lion King]
ME: I’ve never seen this before.
WIFE: Oh dear, better get the tissues ready.
ME: I hardly think I’m going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen.
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ALDI Customer Care – Fact Hunt
ALDI CUSTOMER CARE
Thanks to Pete from Featherstone for the lovely Pic of his wife, but the Competition was called “Fact Hunt”
#awkward
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Ready to Hit Up the Club – Da Booty
Order Of: STRAPPER
One DOLLAR 00/100
10/24/12
.00
For: DA BOOTY
Ready to hit up the club.
