r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
Format: screenshot
Screenshot comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Rubbed One Out for Them, Now No One Goes to Heaven
They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow
“Spirit animals don’t exi-“
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.
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Killing Black People Is Like Saying the N-Word
Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
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When Pigeons Have Sex They Die – Well the One I Fucked Did
Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?
Really?
Well the one I fucked did
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Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop
moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop
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The Vatican Canceled Easter – This Year Jesus Stays Dead
The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
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Looking to Purchase a Kitten Under – Must Be in Mint Condition
Looking to purchase a kitten under 10$. Must be in mint condition
I have a black baby
Looking for a kitten but thanks
Lol it is a kitten
