Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
A man goes to a brothel where they line up 10 naked women for him to choose from at the cost of $1000. Nine are very unattractive to the man, but off to the side he sees the most beautiful young woman who also has the hairiest vagina he has ever seen, but was holding up a $500 sign that said no oral or penetration.
“What’s the deal with her?” the man asked, still intrigued.
“With her you can only beat around the bush.”
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring…
The stone was cut in the shape of a four-leaf clover.
I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.
One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s.
Unfortunately, they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.
Police are combing the area.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He says to the bartender, “Two beers please. One for me, and one for the road.”
I recently ordered a thesaurus online and when it arrived it was blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am.
I ordered some German food from DoorDash. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.
He’s a very good buoy.
