Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • CEO’s Impossible Interview Question Stumps Everyone

    A high end and very well known business wants to hire a new accountant.

    But everybody who went in for an interview got rejected. People with 30+ years in the industry were turned away like they were morons. The reputation of this job started to spread, and caught the attention of a kid who recently graduated college and was looking for a job in the field.

    He figured he had nothing to lose, so he applied and was called into an interview with the CEO.

    The CEO said “I only ask one question when looking for accountants.” The kid gulped, but nodded. After a pause, the CEO asked:

    “What’s 1+1?”

    Confused, the kid thought about the question for a bit, then smiled and answered “it’s whatever you want it to be.”

    “You got the job,” the CEO replied.

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  • Johnny’s Surgery Gets Out of Hand

    “Doctors and Nurses”

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    A woman brings ten-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her ten-year-old daughter.

    Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them… they are bound to be curious about sex at that age.”

    “Never mind sex” replies Mary’s mother. “He’s taken her fucking appendix out!”

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  • Blonde’s Risky Bridge Bet Backfires Hilariously

    A blonde was at the bar watching the 6:00 news when a guy was about to jump off a bridge. A guy saw her and said I’ll bet you $100 he jumps. She takes the bet. He jumps and the guy said I can’t take your money I saw it on the 5:00 news.

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    She hands him the $100 and says so did I, but I didn’t think he was going to do it again!

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  • Virgin Bride’s Three Failed Marriages Explained

    A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, “Please promise to be gentle,… I am still a virgin.”

    The startled groom says “How can that be? You’ve been married 3 times before.”

    The bride responds… “Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.”

    “My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.”

    “And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do was……………..God I miss him!”

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  • Young Mike Tyson’s Early Development Question

    Mike Tyson came home from 2nd grade and said “Mom, I’ve got the biggest dick in my class – is that cuz I’m black?”

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    “No son, that’s cuz your 18”

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  • Three Daughters, Three Cryptic Ads, One Happy Mother

    A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding day, she told each one of them to write back about their married life.

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    The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives with a single message, simply:
    “MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE”
    Mother was very confused and finally noticed a Maxwell Advert, and it said:
    “Satisfaction to the last drop…” So, Mother was happy.

    Then the second daughter got married. After a week, there was a message that read:
    “ROTHMANS”
    So, the Mother looked at a Rothmans ad, and it said:
    “LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE” And Mother was happy.

    Then it the third one got married. Mother was anxious. After four weeks came the message:
    “BRITISH AIRWAYS”
    So mother looked at the BA ad, but this time she fainted. The ad read:
    “TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.”

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  • First Time Jitters at the Pharmacy Counter

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her and her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms.

    The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy – a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

    The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”

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  • Woman Waits for Extra Large Condom Buyer

    A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

    He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”

    She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”

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  • Horseshoe Versus Whore’s Shoe: Times Have Changed

    A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.

    In my day, grumbled Gramps, we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes.

    But grandpa, replied the grandson, that is a whore’s shoe.

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