I think *every* day should be “National Awareness Day” Awareness Day.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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After buying a tutorial on playing poker, my game went down the toilet.
After buying a tutorial on playing poker, my game went down the toilet. That’s the last time I buy a copy of “2,000 Flushes.”
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Nothing kills a good orgasm like that condescending “Shhhh!”
Nothing kills a good orgasm like that condescending “Shhhh!” from the librarian.
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My dueling partner had a pen, and I had a sword.
My dueling partner had a pen, and I had a sword. I gave him the mightier weapon, so I don’t see what his heirs are so upset about.
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The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next
The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next morning.
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Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph
Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph Malph, you most definitely don’t “still got it.”
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You don’t buy the doll because it’s inflatable, you buy it because it’s DE-flatable.
You don’t buy the doll because it’s inflatable, you buy it because it’s DE-flatable.
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They say the airport in Denver is pretty big.
They say the airport in Denver is pretty big. I dunno… I only passed one Seattle’s Best, one Caribou Coffee, and two Starbucks between the ticket counter and my gate.
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Someone at work stole my potato salad.
Someone at work stole my potato salad. That’s okay, though — it’s not like I was really going to eat it after I forgot and left it the car for the last couple of days.
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.”
“You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.” Then why the hell would you want a damn cake in the first place?
