Jimmy Buffett: “Blah blah booze blah blah Tijuana blah blah sailboats blah blah weekend.” White people: “WOOHOOO!” Travis Ruetenik
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The best part about soccer starting to gain attention in the US, is that it makes it
The best part about soccer starting to gain attention in the US, is that it makes it less of a gamble to Google “Women juggling balls” at work.
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I’ll bet that when a cannibal is done eating he asks his friends, “Do I have anyone in
I’ll bet that when a cannibal is done eating he asks his friends, “Do I have anyone in my teeth?”
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I wish I could have predicted this boom in the smartphone market before I went and
I wish I could have predicted this boom in the smartphone market before I went and earned my degree in phone tree engineering.
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Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to that boy I used to date in school.
Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to that boy I used to date in school. Then I remember moving the body and weighing it down with cinder blocks so it would never come to the surface.
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Have you ever noticed that Jack Black and Jack White are never seen in the same room
Have you ever noticed that Jack Black and Jack White are never seen in the same room together? No? RACIST!!!
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There should be a designated person in the hospital who slaps you really hard and makes
There should be a designated person in the hospital who slaps you really hard and makes you rename your kid if you choose a name that will get his ass kicked in school. Los Angeles hospitals will need a few dozen of these people.
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Growing up, I loved learning about outer space.
Growing up, I loved learning about outer space. When my idiot parents then suggested I should study to become a cosmetologist, I laughed in their faces. Like I’d be content to be an expert on *just* cosmets — how lame!
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I’d imagine that in those jungle cultures where people subsist on bugs, it would make
I’d imagine that in those jungle cultures where people subsist on bugs, it would make sense to have at least a “30-second rule” if you were to drop your lunch on the ground.
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I’ll bet nothing pisses off Antarctic substation scientists more than when food rations
I’ll bet nothing pisses off Antarctic substation scientists more than when food rations arrive bearing instructions to “thaw at room temperature.”
