For what it’s worth, *my* version of the “ice bucket challenge” involved me taping $10 and a brick to the inside of an ice bucket and hurling it from the 10th floor of an Embassy Suites, seeing how many folks grazing at the free breakfast buffet I could hit. Unfortunately, the Lord Censors of Facebook felt my video wasn’t obnoxious *enough*, apparently.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I once had a “brush with greatness” when I met the girl that posed for those truck
I once had a “brush with greatness” when I met the girl that posed for those truck mudflap silhouettes. I wasn’t sure it was her at first, until she turned sideways.
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The doctor says I’m allergic to artificial flowers.
The doctor says I’m allergic to artificial flowers. I asked him for a cure and he prescribed me a placebo.
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I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow.
I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow. At least I hope it was a joke cause I’m having a hard time locating the cat and last night I dreamed I was eating Chinese food.
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I have to admit, I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush- bottomed
I have to admit, I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush- bottomed bubble dudes spraying out of the bathroom cleaner can. Guess I need to huff it a little deeper next time.
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A lot of guys complain about all the glitter at strip clubs, but I like it.
A lot of guys complain about all the glitter at strip clubs, but I like it. It makes me feel so pretty when I’m swinging on that pole.
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I look better if you don’t look right at me.
I look better if you don’t look right at me. I have an inner beauty that works best out of the corner of your eye. Jody LaFerrier
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The best part about my birthday being on a weekday is having my co-workers seek me out
The best part about my birthday being on a weekday is having my co-workers seek me out and congratulate me. Or maybe word just got around about the monstrous, pretzel-shaped steamer I was able to drop across the boss’ keyboard.
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It looks like I picked a bad time to introduce my new beverage, Ecola.
It looks like I picked a bad time to introduce my new beverage, Ecola.
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They’re trying to revoke Adrian Peterson’s bail for smoking pot, which is dumb because
They’re trying to revoke Adrian Peterson’s bail for smoking pot, which is dumb because he’d be easier to catch if he tried to run while stoned.
