Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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My New Standing Desk Has Arrived
My new standing desk has arrived, it has a cool feature bolted on underneath.
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Portable Masturbation Hut
Portable Masturbation Hut
How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to sprint to the closet seconds before squirting your jort! thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discretely bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.
#GK3945…………..99
Warning: Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified!
“I’m in me!”
Just beat it…on the go!
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
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Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing
Roses are red,
Clouds make me sadThe purple sock
Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad
