Joke Type: absurdist

Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Check it off my list

    If I ever get arrested for bouncing down my street naked on a pogo stick with a peacock feather in my ass, well, there’s something else I can check off my list of things to do before I die.

  • Furry Trouble in the Forest!

    A bear and a bunny rabbit were pooping next to each other in the woods. The bear asked the bunny if it had problems with poop sticking to its fur.

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    The bunny replied with a soft, “No, Mr. Bear, I don’t have a problem with poop sticking to my fur.”

    So, the bear wiped its butt with the bunny rabbit.

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  • Things started to go sideways

    Everything was fine until the crabs arrived.

    That’s when things started to go sideways.

  • Nuns vs. Vampire: A Roadside Showdown!

    Two nuns were out driving one night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
    The first nun yelled to the second “Sister, show him your cross!”
    So the second nun leaned out the window and screamed “Hey! Get the fuck off our car!”