THIS IS MY BLOOD, GIVEN UNTO YOU.
AND THIS IS MY BODY.
I DON’T FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS, JESUS.
MORE BLOOD?
Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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NuDen – Only Stripper in the World With 3 Boobs
NuDen – what’s your fantasy?
ONLY STRIPPER IN THE WORLD WITH 3 BOOBS
JUNE 13-16 AMAZING
Plan your summer accordingly.
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When She Ain’t Got No Hair to Pull So You Gotta Improvise
When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise
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You Win This Time Penis
YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..
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A Finger in Her Ass Will Eliminate the Gag Reflex
A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
