When the G falls of the grapeyard sign
It’s showtime…
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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You Ever Get Laid in a Sleeping Bag?
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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When You Can’t Get the Smell of the Alter Boy Off Your Fingers
WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS
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The Reason Batman Doesn’t Cover His Whole Face
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.
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Sleeping Bag
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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If Two Gay Black Men Get Married and Adopt a Baby
IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY
