Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
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Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.

Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?
Really?
Well the one I fucked did
If it’s 1 or 1,000 sins, you’re still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend.

The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

PEOPLE CAN BE SO EASY TO READ. LIKE IF THEIR FACE IS RED, THEY’RE EMBARRASSED.
OR IF THEIR SKIN IS BLACK, THEY’RE ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME.

Can you find the black guy?
No. Because he is a human just like the rest of us
Just kidding he is in jail

The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walkin down the street and a old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me

disney animator in the 70’s: none of you get this but wait 50 years