When you gotta change a tire but dont wanna get your trousers dirty
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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During Labor the Pain Is So Great That a Woman Can Almost Realize What It’s Like to Lose a Big Fish
During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..
Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.
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Dolphins Are the Only Animals Other Than Humans That Enjoy Sex
DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS OTHER THAN HUMANS THAT ENJOY SEX.
I HAD TO FUCK A LOT OF ANIMALS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
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You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?
Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?
Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?
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Hi I’m Howard Cosell and You’re Not Going to Believe the Shit I’m About to Tell You
Hi I’m Howard Cosell and I just looked into the future and you’re not going to believe the Shit I’m about to tell you!!
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And Now My Little Boy, I Gonna Insert My Second Finger
AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,
I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER
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OnlyFans Account
My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.
She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.
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What Are You Doing Father
“What are you doing father?”
“It’s called masturbating, you’ll be doing this soon”
“Why father?”
“Because my wrist is killing me!”
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If Your Weekend Didn’t End Like This
If your weekend didn’t end like this don’t waste your breath tellin me about it.
