IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY
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IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY

When you gotta change a tire but dont wanna get your trousers dirty

During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..
Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.

DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS OTHER THAN HUMANS THAT ENJOY SEX.
I HAD TO FUCK A LOT OF ANIMALS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?
Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?

Hi I’m Howard Cosell and I just looked into the future and you’re not going to believe the Shit I’m about to tell you!!

AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,
I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER
My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.
She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.