Double Entendre Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Subway 6 Inches

Never date a chick that works at subway

She knows what 6 inches really looks like

Me studying for my prostate exam

OH LOOK… HE ALREADY HAS A WARRANT

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing.

They’re stuck up cunts.

Carrots are good for your memory.

Get one shoved in your ass and you won’t forget it.

When you said you were a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific

I TRY TO AVOID MAKING SEXUAL INNUENDOS

BUT IT’S HARD

I want to spice things up.

But you know that I’m allergic to chilli.

I mean in the bedroom.

I can’t eat them anywhere in the house, Alice.

I’D LIKE THE PORN IN MY ROOM TO BE DISABLED

WE ONLY HAVE REGULAR PORN YOU SICK BASTARD