Joke Type: double entendre

Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Poor Mrs. Claus. Her only options for hot sex involve an old

Poor Mrs. Claus. Her only options for hot sex involve an old obese guy, dozens of guys with one-inch cocks, and a herd of oddly named deer.
I didn’t mind giving my BF a shot at Reverse Cowgirl, I just

I didn’t mind giving my BF a shot at Reverse Cowgirl, I just wish he hadn’t felt the need to brand my ass during the act.
When the only tool you have is a penis, everything starts to

When the only tool you have is a penis, everything starts to look like a vagina.
Although I’d totally misunderstood the term “glory hole,” after

Although I’d totally misunderstood the term “glory hole,” after I dropped to my knees and prayed with all my might, my exact wish showed up in the little hole! Truly, the lord is great!
“HOLY MACKEREL!” I exclaimed as I finally came. I never imagined

“HOLY MACKEREL!” I exclaimed as I finally came. I never imagined how great the sensation would be when fucking a pierced fish corpse.
My girlfriend’s favorite sexual thing is reverse cowgirl. First

My girlfriend’s favorite sexual thing is reverse cowgirl. First she farts repeatedly, then she eats beans from a can by the campfire.
I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I

I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I should probably be able to tell the difference between fucking and acupuncture.
I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband,

I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband, then lift my leg and pee on him.
My girlfriend is all pissed off because I ruined her Mickey

My girlfriend is all pissed off because I ruined her Mickey Mouse bobblehead. I maintain that with all that alcohol in my system, it looked exactly like a butt plug.
My girlfriend and I are trying to do every position in the Kama

My girlfriend and I are trying to do every position in the Kama Sutra, and had no problems with The Butterfly, The Bridge, The Plow, The Rowing Boat and The Suspended Scissors. However, we’ve been stuck for more than a week on The Chinese Sex Trap.