Double Entendre Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Dad Behind Me

Lost my virginity today… made me remember when i first learnt how to ride a bike. My dad was behind me the whole time

What’s the difference between a leopard and a cougar?

A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree.

A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.

I went to a restaurant run by midgets and the service was terrible.

In their defense, they’re short staffed.

Do you happen to own a parrot?

‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.

Oh look, your mom ordered Door Dash again. 😈🤣

SEMEN

WTA GAGS.COM

WGS HI BLOW

Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?

Her: No why?

Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems

@Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

At the party last night, there was a girl wearing the same T-shirt as me.

It was a tight fit, but we managed.

When she says “go deeper” but you’ve run out of poems

“And I thought it was a nasal swab.”

COVID TESTING IN THE REAR

“Wooooo… I am the Holy Spirit! What you are doing is a SIN!”

“Nonsense—masturbation is healthy and natural.”

“No, I meant strangling hookers.”

“Oh, right. Tbat.”