The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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My Favorite Sexual Position Is the JFK
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My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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The Sax
I really want to break up with my jazz musician girlfriend, but I can’t.
The sax is too good.
