Do you happen to own a parrot?
‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Mom Ordered Door Dash Again
Oh look, your mom ordered Door Dash again. 😈🤣
SEMEN
WTA GAGS.COM
WGS HI BLOW
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Math Textbook Problems
Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?
Her: No why?
Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems
@Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama
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Holy Spirit Strangling Hookers
“Wooooo… I am the Holy Spirit! What you are doing is a SIN!”
“Nonsense—masturbation is healthy and natural.”
“No, I meant strangling hookers.”
“Oh, right. Tbat.”
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Handshake Alternatives: Docking
CORONAVIRUS (COVID-19) HANDSHAKE ALTERNATIVES
THE BUMP
THE BOW
DOCKING
THE FOOT TAP
de.gov/coronavirus
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The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
