Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
-
Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
-
Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
-
When You’re Giving Her the Full 4 Inches
When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
-
Amish Rowboating
Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?
-
What Are You Doing Father
“What are you doing father?”
“It’s called masturbating, you’ll be doing this soon”
“Why father?”
“Because my wrist is killing me!”
