A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Just Found a Really Old Porno on VHS Called Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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I Didn’t Believe It When They Said We Already Had 8 Inches of Snow
I didn’t believe it when they said we already had 8 inches of snow had to check for myself.
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Cucumbers Are Really Good for Memory
Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)
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Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
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When You’re Giving Her the Full 4 Inches
When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
