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Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight
tinylesbianarms: well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.

There’s actually a breed of black chickens that hatch black eggs!
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Oh… This is a chicken place? Sorry.

r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.

I didn’t believe it when they said we already had 8 inches of snow had to check for myself.